purrtagonist | [scp r2: diesifkilled]

It was the least I could do.

[. . .]

We'll do our best to catch the monster responsible for this.

Edited 2018-12-15 00:54 (UTC)

I know you can do it. Even if it's difficult, you can figure it out.

You have a lot of faith in us.

You guys aren't nearly as stupid as we were at the camp. For example: you did a metaverse thing and did not lose your fingers.

[. . . HA]

Of course you know about the Metaverse.

And of course I didn't lose any fingers. I just fought a twelve-year-old.

Ren decided to touch a stone god who looked like a crying child and was telling him to stay away. So.

[. . . . . . . ah, well]

I hope he tells people he lost them in a fight with a bear.

More like a fight with a moose.

Significantly less cool.

You wouldn't be saying that if you'd met the moose.

I broke my arm trying to fight it the first week.

. . .

There go all of your cool points, Shriou.

[HE'S TEASING]

I told you I'm not cool!

[LAUGHS, a little breathlessly]

Not anymore you aren't!

But I'm teasing.

I know.

But that's why I think you can do this, though. Because I really do think you're cool.

[aha. . .]

I'm not.

But I'll do my best. I'm just sorry that it was you and not

[me]

Don't say that.

[Either of those things.]

[. . . .]

What's it like on the other side?

Not especially different. It's a lot nicer than the last time I died.

No secretly ghostly insights to give to the rest of us, huh?

I mean. As far as I can tell, we're not actually anywhere different from the rest of you. We're just in spirit form so we can't interact with you directly.

I asked Ichigo if there was a way to bring you guys back from that side of things.

He mentioned something about a new body.

Yeah, that's what we did last time. There's a scientist? from Ichigo's world who can create artificial human bodies. And shinigami like Ichigo have the ability to move souls around. So as long as we get those bodies, we'll be fine.

Do me a favor and try talking him out of offering himself up for experimentation in order to secure those bodies, okay?

Don't worry, I'm not letting him do that.

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