[Week 2, Monday: Max]

[purrtagonist]

[just like last week, Akira approaches with his specially brewed coffee made out of stolen beans from Wildkat in hand! for the record, he made this ~super stealthily~ in the McDonald's bathroom so no one would see him at work and question his entry fee. just saying]

[he holds the drink out to Max and starts things off with a simple question]

Want to go see a movie?

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[concertmaster]

What do you think it's for?

[now he's just curious]

[purrtagonist]

I'm not really sure, but that's because I can't tell if you just want to own a poisonous snake to look like a badass, or if it's the venom you need.

[I mean if it's the first one Akira can't really blame him]

[concertmaster]

I guess you'll just have to spend the rest of your life wondering. That sucks for you.

[hey look now they have a kitten]

[purrtagonist]

[HOORAY. . . KITTEN. . .]

[pokes at its toe beans??]

You won't even tell me when this is all over and done with?

[concertmaster]

Knowing your soft underbelly? You definitely don't want to know.

[purrtagonist]

[ah]

[hm]

[cccasually]

Planning on assassinating someone?

[Akira he is ten]

[concertmaster]

I've grown past attempted murder. Now I try to groom other people into doing it for me. It helps to provide them the means.

[yeah but a fucked up ten tho]

[purrtagonist]

[yeah that's why he brought it up]

Is that so. . .

Who are you targeting?

[concertmaster]

[ he is picking up a different cat and poking its paw pads ]

Story for another day. This is cat time.

[purrtagonist]

[hm. filing that away to ask during their next meeting!]

All right. But I'm definitely going to ask later.

[automatically going for a black and white kitten himself, scooping it up into his hands and watching as it crawls around his wrist and arms like!! a cute!! thing!!]