[Week 4, Friday: Max]

[purrtagonist]

[this is our third pc for the week I'm so sorry to Zia and Max]

[HE HAS COFFEE]

The more Fridays I survive, the more I feel like I've turned into a cockroach.

Comments

[purrtagonist]

Your Persona. Billy the Kid. William Henry McCarty, Jr.

[concertmaster]

... Did you pick that literally just because the guy had "the kid" in his name?

[purrtagonist]

No.

[yes]

[concertmaster]

If we're going with shit like that, I want to be Jack the Ripper.

[why]

[purrtagonist]

Jack the Ripper was a serial killer, not a famous literary or historical thief. Denied.

[concertmaster]

Billy the Kid killed like ten people.

[purrtagonist]

But he, at least, was an outlaw.

[LISTEN. . .]

[concertmaster]

So was Jack the Ripper? And he had a cooler name.

[... max]

[purrtagonist]

[just gives him a Look]

[concertmaster]

[what???]

What? He does.

[purrtagonist]

Stop trying to be edgy.

[concertmaster]

Then give me something better than "Billy the Kid".

[purrtagonist]

Carmen Sandiego?

[where in the world is--]

[concertmaster]

Rejected.

[purrtagonist]

Tuxedo Mask.

[what?]

[concertmaster]

[...]

I feel like this is a reference I should object to, but I have no fucking idea who that is.

[purrtagonist]

I guess Sailor Moon is way before your or my time.

[:/a]

[concertmaster]

[......squints]

Wait. I know that one. It's the one with the girls in the super short skirts.

[ m a x ]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . .]

There are a lot of shows with girls in super short skirts, so try another description.

[concertmaster]

[... just shrugs]

I dunno, I watch stuff illegally online or on Youtube like any normal kid.

[purrtagonist]

[s-soft, amused snort]

Well yeah, but that wasn't the point.

[ANYWAY]

I'll keep thinking and come up with something for you later. It won't be Jack the Ripper.

[concertmaster]

Fine, if you want to be lame about it.

[purrtagonist]

I'm just not about to let you be unnecessarily edgy, that's all.

[AND BECAUSE HE HAS NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AND WE HAVE MANY PCS--]

Anyway. . . I should get going. I imagine we'll have more to talk about next week.

[concertmaster]

Knowing you? Yeah, probably.

[...]

So don't get yourself erased this weekend.

[HE WILL DENY EVER HAVING SAID THIS IF ASKED]

1/2

[purrtagonist]

[. . . oh]