[scp r2: diesifkilled]

[purrtagonist]

BOOP

Comments

[resortghosts]

Sorry. I don't think I'll be able to help from this side.

[purrtagonist]

[. . .]

Thanks for everything you have done, Shirou.

. . . and not just for the game either, but for me.

[resortghosts]

???

What did I do?

[purrtagonist]

You were there for me when you found out about my little issue.

It might seem small, but. . . it meant a lot.

[resortghosts]

It was the least I could do.

[purrtagonist]

[. . .]

We'll do our best to catch the monster responsible for this.

[resortghosts]

I know you can do it. Even if it's difficult, you can figure it out.

[purrtagonist]

You have a lot of faith in us.

[resortghosts]

You guys aren't nearly as stupid as we were at the camp. For example: you did a metaverse thing and did not lose your fingers.

[purrtagonist]

[. . . HA]

Of course you know about the Metaverse.

And of course I didn't lose any fingers. I just fought a twelve-year-old.

[resortghosts]

Ren decided to touch a stone god who looked like a crying child and was telling him to stay away. So.

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . ah, well]

I hope he tells people he lost them in a fight with a bear.

[resortghosts]

More like a fight with a moose.

[purrtagonist]

Significantly less cool.

[resortghosts]

You wouldn't be saying that if you'd met the moose.

I broke my arm trying to fight it the first week.

[purrtagonist]

. . .

There go all of your cool points, Shriou.

[HE'S TEASING]

[resortghosts]

I told you I'm not cool!

[purrtagonist]

[LAUGHS, a little breathlessly]

Not anymore you aren't!

But I'm teasing.

[resortghosts]

I know.

But that's why I think you can do this, though. Because I really do think you're cool.

[purrtagonist]

[aha. . .]

I'm not.

But I'll do my best. I'm just sorry that it was you and not

[me]

[resortghosts]

Don't say that.

[Either of those things.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . .]

What's it like on the other side?

[resortghosts]

Not especially different. It's a lot nicer than the last time I died.

[purrtagonist]

No secretly ghostly insights to give to the rest of us, huh?

[resortghosts]

I mean. As far as I can tell, we're not actually anywhere different from the rest of you. We're just in spirit form so we can't interact with you directly.