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[purrtagonist]

TELEPATHY text / voice / image / action Akira doesn't have a bird with which to exchange written messages! But you can send him one anyway and he'll just. . . use your bird to reply. . . probably. code credit

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I AM SUFFERING

[purrtagonist]

[oh. huh. this question actually has good timing]

And here I thought you were thinking about opening a candy shop.

I do, actually. We're going to be undertaking a new mission in a few weeks.

no you aren't don't be a fucking baby

[gunmods]

Y'know, opening a business requires money. Y'learn new things every day, kid.

Alright, get me the materials too with what you need.

D8

[purrtagonist]

Will do, but I have a quick question first.

How good are you at working with real guns?

[gunmods]

Why do you have a real gun?

...Y'know what, nevermind. Yes. Also don't tell me.

[purrtagonist]

I'll let you keep your plausible deniability.

And thanks. When's the best time for me to drop them off?

[gunmods]

Anyone ever tell you you're the best employee ever.

Any time. Preferably when no one is watching or cares what you're doing.

[purrtagonist]

Nope. But now I feel validated. Thanks, Iwai.

I'm pretty sure nobody here really cares what I'm doing, but I know how to keep my head down.

[gunmods]

Glad I could help.

I know you do. But might as well keep practice, right?

[purrtagonist]

Or something like that. For all this crime that I commit in my free time.

[gunmods]

You think you could fill my shop fund if you were such a criminal mastermind.

You still can't afford candy and need mine, though.

[purrtagonist]

I could probably find you other customers, if you asked.

I don't strictly need yours, you just happen to have the really good stuff.

[gunmods]

That's a good way to make me look like a criminal. "Hey, there's this guy in the shadows who can make your weapons better".

Well now you don't get any.

[purrtagonist]

You know, I don't think carrying around weapons in Verens has the same connotations as carrying them around at home does.

Fine. I'll go buy my own. Like a self-sufficient adult.

[gunmods]

You're welcome to find that out for yourself, but I'm not willing to risk it.

You? A self-sufficient adult? When?

[purrtagonist]

Hey. . . what's with all of that doubt?

[gunmods]

No reason. None at all.