[scp r2: justonezero]

[purrtagonist]

STUFF WILL GO HERE ONE DAY

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[purrtagonist]

There's a difference between just being nice and being. . .

[well]

A pushover.

[justonezero]

So it's bad to help everyone?

[Except...]

I like devoting myself to people, though. I'm garbage, but if I can do anything to make people happy, then that's good, right?

[purrtagonist]

You're approaching it from the wrong angle.

"I'm garbage, so I should help out everyone else" isn't a good way to look at it, because you're devaluing yourself as you do so.

And I already told you once-- you have plenty of value just by existing.

[justonezero]

I don't think I'm devaluing myself! It's natural that everyone else is more valuable than me, that's all.

[He just

Seems to sincerely believe this.]

[purrtagonist]

[MENTAL DISTRESSED FACES]

. . . all right.

Then I've decided I'll value you twice as much to make up for you devaluing yourself.

[so THERE]

[justonezero]

Huh? There's no need to do anything like that.

[You're so much better than him, Akira!!]

[purrtagonist]

I know.

But it's something friends do for each other, so.

[especially when they are Concerned]

[justonezero]

It is?!

[This is news to him!]

[purrtagonist]

Yep.

[THUMBS UP]

[if he can't convince Yoshi to have self-esteem Akira will just convince Yoshi that Akira himself values him enough that he should take care of himself!!]

[justonezero]

[It's a good attempt!!]

Then I'll have to value you even more, too!

[TRULY HE IS LEARNING SO MUCH ABOUT FRIENDSHIP THESE DAYS.]

[purrtagonist]

If you'd like.

[GOOD. LEARN ABOUT THE VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP!!]

Why don't you show me what you've accomplished in Minecraft?

[justonezero]

Okay!

[Let him show you the incredibly Extra statue they made! He's obviously pretty proud of the results of their labors.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . what is it a statue of]

Ah. . . impressive. It has character.

[justonezero]

[They had to have been farming for hours to acquire these kinds of materials. No wonder he was up so late.]

Can't wait to see what we come up with next!

[-Yeah at this rate this is just going to be a continued trend. RIP in fucking pieces, Yoshi.]

[purrtagonist]

An even bigger statue?

[that's Akira's guess]

[justonezero]

No, it has to be something exciting!

[purrtagonist]

What's more exciting than an even bigger statue?

[justonezero]

Something like... a lava-filled dungeon?!

[purrtagonist]

[ooooooh]

Not a nice place to visit in the summer. . .

[but he digs it]

[justonezero]

It's less of a summer vacation place and more like a lair.

[An important distinction!]

[purrtagonist]

[gasp]

Are we evil villains now?

[justonezero]

It's a hoard, so... maybe we're dragons? Dragons disguised as humans!

[purrtagonist]

[RAISES A HAND]

I call Dragonite.

[wh]

[justonezero]

Whoa, isn't that like, super retro?!

[Yoshi you're from 2222, please.]

[purrtagonist]

I like retro things.

[HE HIMSELF IS RETRO. APPARENTLY]