[scp r2: week 5, sunday - ichigo and makoto]

[purrtagonist]

[it's Sunday night, closing out everyone's fifth week in the Resort, and all is quiet]

[. . . except for Akira, who steps through the lobby of the now nearly empty resort, hands resting loosely in his pockets]

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[justfists]

... What.

[hold please]

[purrtagonist]

Ichigo doesn't have an extra body for you, annnnd mine is. . . the only free and functioning one available.

Ssssso.

[justfists]

[and now she has to look at Ichigo just like.

"what."]








... We had to go and make this extremely weird, didn't we?

[bladeisme]

[JUST

HELPLESSLY SHRUGS.]

I'm assuming The Lady would have had a Gigai or something, but...this is the best we can do.

[purrtagonist]

It's fine. I trust you.

[. . .]

Just don't take a shower?

[justfists]

[she just stares at him.]

... That is not the only problem here, Akira.

[bladeisme]

...I could give you pointers on how to use everything?

[HE'S TRYING]

[purrtagonist]

[iCHIGO]

-- why is she going to be using it?!

[bladeisme]

I meant for like - bathroom stuff, you moron!

[justfists]

[SHE JUST QUIETLY MUTTERS]

I don't need pointers.

[purrtagonist]

[OH, MAKOTO]

Makoto, take it from someone with experience on both ends of the spectrum, using it and doing things to someone else are two completely different things.

[this thread got weird]

[justfists]

[she just gives him A Look]

We just had to make this weird.

[bladeisme]

Wait, on both ends of the spectrum?

[GUESS WHO DIDN'T WAKE UP DURING THE TIME AKIRA SAID HE BONED MINATO]

[purrtagonist]

[GESTURES AT ICHIGO???]

He started it.

And apparently missed the memo about me and Minato even though he was in the room the whole time.

[justfists]

Toooooo be faaaaair....

[she rocks on her feet a bit.]

He was asleep. At first. Anyway, can we focus? Look. How about this-- if we do this?

We never talk about it again.

[bladeisme]

...you know you're going to have to tell everyone you're Makoto in Akira's body, right?

[JUST SAYING, QUEEN.]

And yeah, I only woke up halfway through. I didn't even have any clothes on.

[ICHIGO YOUR FILTER]

[justfists]

[she just. puts a hand over his mouth.

THAT'S ENOUGH.]

I know. But for now, I mean this conversation.

It didn't happen.

[bladeisme]

[Ah.]

Yes, Queen.

[That's muffled and yet automatic.]

[purrtagonist]

[his glasses flash opaque, and it's clear he's trying very hard not to laugh]

What conversation?

[justfists]

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Okay.

That settles it.

[settles... nothing.

just. that they're not going to talk about it]

[bladeisme]

[sure does!!

Anyway, now that that's over, he removes her hand from his mouth and speaks again.]

So....Are you ready, Makoto?

[purrtagonist]

[. . . takes a step back, arms folded, and just watches. this is gonna be surreal]

[justfists]

[there's a moment of hesitation. She can't believe what she's about to agree to, but, at the very least, she can lean up and give Ichigo a quick kiss on the cheek.]

...

[and then she glances at Akira, placing a finger over her lips. 'Shhh.' In case.... he needed a reminder]

... I. Think I am.

[bladeisme]

[-!

He smiles, touching the spot she kissed - and then going over and kissing her forehead, gently.]

...Alright. Come with me.

[He holds his hand out, waiting for her to take it.]

[justfists]

[alright. she takes his hand.

this is going to be surreal.]